Getting to play with Thor’s hammer while he stroked my bow. [pauses] Oh here we go. That’s gonna get me in trouble.

— Jeremy Renner’s most memorable moment on the set of The Avengers

leahthelion:

Morgan Freecat


Classic Bridget Jones moments:

Next time, I will not fuck it up mum.
Language, darling.
Sorry. Next time, I will not fuck it up, Mother.


Or a triangle?







Your mother’s trying to fix you up with some divorcee. Human rights barrister. Pretty nasty beast apparently…
Bridget Jones’ Diary (2001)


‘What’s that smell? What is that?’



Oh nonsense! This is nothing compared to the twig of ‘93!
- A Bug’s Life (1998)